The Auctioneer

[Intro — auctioneer cadence, sparse]
Yeah... Proto X.
Do I hear it, do I hear it —
Going once. 

[Verse 1]
Bidders bringin' big bucks but the bracket keep a-climbin',
bigger-bidder-figures and I'm triggerin' the timin',
gavel-grippin'-rapid like a rabbit on the gravel,
rattle every rival in a babble-battle travel —
paddle-poppin'-proper, I'm a proper profit-prophet,
toppin' every offer, watch 'em drop it, cannot stop it,
chatter-clatter-faster, I'm the master of disaster,
auction-block-knocker and a non-stop talker — after!

[Hook]
Do I hear it? (Do I hear it?) Goin' once, goin' twice —
Proto on the podium and every word precise,
fast-talkin', fast-walkin', got the gavel in the grip,
goin' once, goin' twice, and it's GONE — so let it rip!
(Sold to the fastest, sold to the best,
Proto X the auctioneer, put your tongue to the test.)


[Verse 2]
Tricky-ticket-trader with a tricky little tongue,
twistin' up the syllables 'til every rung is rung,
clickin'-clackin'-quicker, I deliver every flicker,
spitter-splitter-slicker, watch the figure gettin' bigger —
reserve, observe the way I serve it on the curve,
preservin' every nerve, and I swerve without a swerve,
hammer-comin'-down and the sound is so astoundin',
thousand-after-thousand, I'm announcin', I'm surroundin'!

[Hook]
Do I hear it? (Do I hear it?) Goin' once, goin' twice —
Proto on the podium and every word precise,
fast-talkin', fast-walkin', got the gavel in the grip,
goin' once, goin' twice, and it's GONE — so let it rip!
(Sold to the fastest, sold to the best,
Proto X the auctioneer, put your tongue to the test.)


[Verse 3 — triple-time, no breath]
Going-once-going-twice-going-three-times-it's-a-frenzy,
bid-it-up-and-flip-it-quick-and-trip-'em-when-they-tempt-me,
chitter-chatter-clatter-batter-matter-how-they-scatter,
patter-of-the-platter-and-the-latter-never-matter —
sold-to-the-soldier-with-the-bolder-kinda-offer,
proper-little-popper-and-I-top-it-like-a-prophet,
gavel-on-the-gravel-and-I-travel-when-I-babble,
unravel-every-rival-and-the-X-is-on-the-label!


[Outro — slow down, deadpan]
Going once.
Going twice.
Sold... to Proto X.
[gavel]
Next.