The Mathematician

Let's calculate.

[Verse 1]
I'm an addiction-administering arithmetic acrobat,
adding up the aggregate, accelerate, you average cats,
calculatin' fast, I'm a fraction-stackin' mathematician,
splittin' every decimal in a quarter of a half a second —
multiplyin' syllables, I'm digital, the principle,
the integer's invincible, original, statistical,
critical and pivotal, I pivot like a quotient,
divide it, then I conquer with the column-method motion.

[Hook]
Add it (add it), subtract it (subtract it),
multiply the lyric and divide it 'til it's drastic —
I'm The Mathematician, every digit is a weapon,
countin' up the seconds while I'm steppin' on a lesson.
(Add it, subtract it, multiply, divide —
Proto on the numbers and the numbers never lie.)


[Verse 2]
Numerator dominator, denominate the haters,
I elaborate later, accumulate the data,
exponentially expand it, understand it, I'm a savant,
estimatin', operatin', dominatin' what you want.
Remainder of the day I'm carryin' a column,
borrow from a zero, watch it solve every problem —
geometric, symmetric, parametric, electric,
arithmetic-medic, leave 'em sick when I subtract it.

[Hook]
Add it (add it), subtract it (subtract it),
multiply the lyric and divide it 'til it's drastic —
I'm The Mathematician, every digit is a weapon,
countin' up the seconds while I'm steppin' on a lesson.
(Add it, subtract it, multiply, divide —
Proto on the numbers and the numbers never lie.)


[Verse 3 — double-time]
Sum-it-up-and-summon-it, a hundred plus a thousand,
runnin'-up-the-count, I'm a fountain, never doubtin',
prime-and-it's-a-product, I conduct it like a function,
rapid-fire-figures and I never need a discount —
times-table-able, I'm stable and I'm capable,
calculable, valuable, my value is unbeatable,
addable, subtractable, the multiplyin' national,
The Mathematician, and the lesson is fanatical.


[Outro]
That's the answer. Show your work.
Numbers never lie... but I do the math.
Proto X. Class dismissed.